Today, my boyfriend bought me some feminine cleansing wipes for my birthday so I could, "get the hoo-ha spick-and-span." FML
by fishtacos / 11/30/2014 at 10:32pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
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Buy him XS condoms for Christmas and say "they were all out of S but these probably fit you better" ;)
#6 - On 12/01/2014 at 5:06am by eyebrowzzz
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One can only wonder what he'll buy you for Christmas...
#2 - On 12/01/2014 at 5:00am by Raxal
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