Today, after a huge fight, my girlfriend started coming onto me. I thought it was actual make-up sex and went along with it. It was great, until she suddenly shoved me off her just as I was almost ready to come. She smugly announced she was dumping me, got dressed, then left. FML

by blueballed / 11/29/2014 at 4:08pm / Germany (Schleswig-Holstein) / Intimacy

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  • That's a cold, calculating ex girlfriend. She has excellent brakes as well.

    #2 - On 11/30/2014 at 2:24am by Aew

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  • Well, you have to admire her impeccable timing.

    #3 - On 11/30/2014 at 2:26am by Googolman

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