Today, I've tried to have a quiet jack off four times, only for my dad to knock on my bedroom door within seconds and say "STOP IT." every single time. Now I'm too paranoid to even function. FML
by fuck fof and die dad / 11/20/2014 at 2:48pm / Germany (Schleswig-Holstein) / Intimacy
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Tell your dad to beat it.
#3 - On 11/20/2014 at 4:51pm by michaelm1290
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Search your room for hidden surveillance.
#2 - On 11/20/2014 at 4:50pm by ojskyguy
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