Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. The words "Christ, Jeff. It's a vagina, not a burrito. CALM DOWN!" were spoken. FML
by jay-frey96 / 11/02/2014 at 10:36am / United States (California) / Intimacy
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At least she's giving feedback and seems to have quite some humor.
#2 - On 11/02/2014 at 6:08pm by KeinBaum
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Actually it's a taco...so I think you were pretty close to doing it right!
#3 - On 11/02/2014 at 6:09pm by TTowntitan13
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