Today, I asked my 12-year-old son what he wanted for his birthday. He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "A whore." FML
by Anonymous / 09/26/2014 at 5:07pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
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Man knows what he wants
#1 - On 09/26/2014 at 11:11pm by domking1315
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All I want for my birthday are big booty hoes...
#2 - On 09/26/2014 at 11:12pm by cyanidesandwich
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