Today, my girlfriend got up in the middle of sex saying, "You're taking too long, I'm gonna go make some popcorn." I asked her if she could get me some. She said no. FML
by candy man / 09/04/2014 at 3:32pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
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That's a new one. I didn't know there was such a thing as " taking too long" for a girl. I say you deserved the popcorn at least.
#3 - On 09/04/2014 at 4:58pm by MissBehavin77
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i never take too long...
#2 - On 09/04/2014 at 4:58pm by Adamfuzzyballs
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