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Today, my girlfriend got up in the middle of sex saying, "You're taking too long, I'm gonna go make some popcorn." I asked her if she could get me some. She said no. FML

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On 09/04/2014 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by candy man - United States (North Carolina)

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That's a new one. I didn't know there was such a thing as " taking too long" for a girl. I say you deserved the popcorn at least.

#3 - On 09/04/2014 at 4:58pm by MissBehavin77

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i never take too long...

#2 - On 09/04/2014 at 4:58pm by Adamfuzzyballs

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