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Today, my vibrator was in another room and I was too lazy to get it. I was also too lazy to do it manually. It's like I've been married to myself for too long. FML

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Get a divorce and start a new relationship (maybe with a man)

#5 - On 07/04/2014 at 3:33am by Ashamed_Sister

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Sounds like you literally; can't be fucked.
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#1 - On 07/04/2014 at 3:28am by zandalee

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