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Today, while out grocery shopping together, my mom decided it was a great time to describe in vivid detail how, when she was breast feeding me, milk would pour out of her nipple piercing holes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31706) - you deserved it (3245)

On 01/13/2013 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by Gingerdoesafacepalm (woman) - United States (California)

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that's a three way feeder

#2 - On 01/13/2013 at 8:48pm by diving

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great idea for triplets

#4 - On 01/13/2013 at 8:48pm by peasonearth

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