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Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28415) - you deserved it (5635)

On 10/29/2012 at 4:49pm - intimacy - by le_evan - United States (California)

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Relationships are built on more than sex. You might need to reevaluate your attraction to him.

#2 - On 10/29/2012 at 6:41pm by Welshite

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I'm not sure if he lasted for a couple of seconds, or if you wear an astronaut suit every day.

#5 - On 10/29/2012 at 6:45pm by Andurrr

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