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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and I asked him to call me something sweet. He called me Honey Boo Boo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24836) - you deserved it (5296)

On 10/22/2012 at 11:18pm - intimacy - by TypeOhNegative (woman) - United States (Nevada)

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You better red-neck-inized !

#1 - On 10/23/2012 at 3:00am by christyxbee

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Perfectly good names, ruined!

#2 - On 10/23/2012 at 3:00am by SpicyDuck

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