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Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about time I get laid, because the hot guy was Brock from Pokémon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30364) - you deserved it (6122)

On 10/16/2012 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by L (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

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After years of rejection, Brock finally gets some action!

#1 - On 10/17/2012 at 3:04am by HooHooHa

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Gotta catch 'em all did not refer to STDs.

#3 - On 10/17/2012 at 3:04am by zingline89

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