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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he said that I should go to the bathroom so we don't end up pregnant. When I asked why, he said that I need to "pee out the semen." I explained to him 5 times that I don't pee out of my vagina. He still doesn't get it. FML

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On 10/08/2012 at 10:07am - intimacy - by bucollegegirl (woman) - United States

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If he doesn't want you to become pregnant, some sort of contraception should have been used.

#2 - On 10/08/2012 at 12:52pm by NotYourOrdinary7

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I am sorry that you have such a dumb boyfriend D: Try explaining it to him with pictures maybe? Let him see for himself that there are two openings?

#1 - On 10/08/2012 at 12:52pm by Moep20

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