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Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML


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On 10/02/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by Jake (man) - United States (Georgia)

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I guess you didn't see that one coming... I'm sorry, I had to.

#2 - On 10/02/2012 at 10:04am by hawright

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Lovely roommate you have there. Go over to him, drop it back onto his face, and say: "I believe this is yours."

#4 - On 10/02/2012 at 10:04am by yupitssoph

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