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Today, I discovered that the only reason my husband is taking yoga classes with me is because he wants to be flexible enough to suck his own rod. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33823) - you deserved it (5911)

On 08/01/2012 at 5:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

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Well somebody has to do it if you won't.

#1 - On 08/01/2012 at 1:01pm by saintsrocksocks

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Maybe somebody isn't doing their job enough...

#5 - On 08/01/2012 at 1:03pm by ChefPhilly

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