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Today, everyone found out about the strange but intense fetish I have for women physically lifting me. It all came out when my friend, a female bodybuilder, decided to grab and pick me up for a laugh. I came in my pants, in front of about twenty people. FML

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On 07/25/2012 at 12:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Am I stupid for wondering how everyone found out? Seems to me that unless you weren't wearing underwear, there wouldn't be a wet spot......?

#6 - On 07/25/2012 at 4:43pm by Hiimhaileypotter

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You like being swept off you're feet huh?

#7 - On 07/25/2012 at 4:43pm by SomeRussianGirl

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