Today, I was using a penis pump for the first time. It was awesome until it sucked my left testicle into the tube. I'll be singing soprano for a while now. FML
by tuggernuts / 07/17/2012 at 11:32am / United States / Intimacy
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So that's why Justin Bieber's voice is so high...just kidding he doesn't have a penis.
#2 - On 07/17/2012 at 1:00pm by chocolatepandas
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At least u didnt suck them both up!
#1 - On 07/17/2012 at 1:00pm by banstrom17
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