Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML
by anonymous / 07/04/2012 at 10:45am / United States / Intimacy
Make sure your text complies with our rules
1) He's your ex
2) He has an STD
3) He could have given it to you while you were together
It seems pretty damned easy to explain unless I'm missing a step...
4) You're still sleeping with him
#18 - On 07/04/2012 at 1:11pm by DocBastard
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Should have listened to Coach Karr...
#6 - On 07/04/2012 at 1:05pm by norge83
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