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Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15861) - you deserved it (29372)

On 07/04/2012 at 10:45am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States

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Should have listened to Coach Karr...

#6 - On 07/04/2012 at 1:05pm by norge83

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1) He's your ex
2) He has an STD
3) He could have given it to you while you were together

It seems pretty damned easy to explain unless I'm missing a step...

4) You're still sleeping with him

#18 - On 07/04/2012 at 1:11pm by DocBastard

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