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Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML

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God is everywhere

#3 - On 06/19/2012 at 12:45pm by anythingmustbe

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Jesus is coming!!!
Oh wait, you're coming.

#6 - On 06/19/2012 at 12:46pm by cr3ativity

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