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Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34107) - you deserved it (5811)

On 06/07/2012 at 1:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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Must have been one hell of a dream to be sleep humping.

#3 - On 06/07/2012 at 4:45pm by yankfan89

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Were you drooling too?

#1 - On 06/07/2012 at 4:44pm by SkoomaKi

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