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Today, my very religious grandmother walked in on me masturbating. She's sending me to bible camp. FML

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On 03/03/2009 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by camp (man) - United States (New York)

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Has anyone heard of KNOCKING anymore? My gosh, she should have at least given you some warning before just barging in on you.

#2 - On 03/04/2009 at 3:39am by BeautyAndBrains

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What a sad life she must have led if she's never masturbated.

#4 - On 03/04/2009 at 3:42am by neonoodle

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