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Today, I was trying to take my shirt off. It was an awkward fit, so I had to basically wrestle it for five minutes. The kicker was that I was giving my boyfriend a striptease. He laughed so hard and for so long that we never had sex. FML

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On 06/05/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Damn (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Sometimes a funny memory is better than sex.

#1 - On 06/05/2012 at 6:42pm by Rei_Ayanami

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Ahh... Laughter truly is the best birth control!

#4 - On 06/05/2012 at 6:46pm by conrad01

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