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Today, I arranged a romantic dinner for my boyfriend. His favourite meal, fresh flowers, scented candles. Everything went beautifully, at least until he wrapped an arm around me and whispered, "Want some dick?" into my ear. Mood horrifically ruined. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32607) - you deserved it (7002)

On 06/01/2012 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by dating a manchild (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

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Well? Didn't you want some? Why are you playing those love games?

#1 - On 06/01/2012 at 11:51pm by shift_love

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Say " After you eat my pussy"

#16 - On 06/01/2012 at 11:57pm by mrszane93

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