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Today... In A Rush To Get Mah Clothe Back On At Mah Grlfriend's House At The Sound Of Her Parent Opening The Front Door... I Forgot To Take The Condom Off. Her Dad Watchd It Fall Out Of Mah Pant Leg And Onto The Kitchen Floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19115) - you deserved it (39707)

On 05/31/2012 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

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At least you used protection.

#2 - On 05/31/2012 at 7:09pm by asoptavlo14

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If you are afraid of your girlfriends parents finding out your are having sex maybe you shouldn't do it in their house.

#3 - On 05/31/2012 at 7:09pm by yankfan89

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