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Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18690) - you deserved it (38874)

On 05/31/2012 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

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At least you used protection.

#2 - On 05/31/2012 at 7:09pm by asoptavlo14

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If you are afraid of your girlfriends parents finding out your are having sex maybe you shouldn't do it in their house.

#3 - On 05/31/2012 at 7:09pm by yankfan89

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