At least she accepts that you can masturbate :)
So you got a understanding mother, so intimacy would not be a problem, and she cares for you.
I hope she got your tissues and lube anyway though, and get well.
It sucks to dry up
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You set yourself up for that. Ask for warm apple pie as well. If she gets the reference, enjoy the reaction.
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Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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