Today, I was really sick. I had been sneezing all day and my skin had started to dry out. When my mom asked me if I needed anything, I immediately responded with "lotion and tissues," not realizing what I was suggesting. She then talked to me for 20 minutes about how "masturbation is okay." FML

by sick and awkward / 05/20/2012 at 2:11am / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy

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  • At least she accepts that you can masturbate :)
    So you got a understanding mother, so intimacy would not be a problem, and she cares for you.
    I hope she got your tissues and lube anyway though, and get well.
    It sucks to dry up

    #2 - On 05/20/2012 at 5:55am by Keevarou

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  • You set yourself up for that. Ask for warm apple pie as well. If she gets the reference, enjoy the reaction.

    #6 - On 05/20/2012 at 5:58am by SkoomaKi

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