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Today, my daughter's bed broke. Trying to see the damage, I lay down on her floor to get a closer look. I saw mountains of condom boxes under there. Now I know why the bed broke. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38937) - you deserved it (5165)

On 05/19/2012 at 11:08am - intimacy - by maggierose171 - United States (Wisconsin)

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Atleast she's being safe

#1 - On 05/19/2012 at 1:28pm by barnmaster98

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better to see a mountain of condom boxes rather than a grandchild 9 months down the road.

#8 - On 05/19/2012 at 1:30pm by yumyumpoptart

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