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Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29098) - you deserved it (9315)

On 05/11/2012 at 6:02pm - intimacy - by 504-A1 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Lmao he's jealous of a vibrator.

#2 - On 05/11/2012 at 6:53pm by Monjara

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I hope you used protection. Wouldn't want to get hearing AIDS ;)

#4 - On 05/11/2012 at 6:54pm by llamafish

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