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Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37299) - you deserved it (6754)

On 05/07/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by quirrus (woman) - United States

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That is just disgusting...

#3 - On 05/07/2012 at 9:28am by Comet_Candy

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Wow, and your still with him?

#2 - On 05/07/2012 at 9:28am by Heather645

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