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Today, I had to put one of my preschool students in timeout for masturbating during nap time. FML

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On 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by lindsaykay - United States

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You've got to start sometime ;)

#1 - On 04/18/2012 at 2:50am by iheartdance

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You actually shouldn't punish him for doing that...in the long run that could seriously mess up the kid. Instead you should have talked to the preschooler and then to the parent. But a preschooler masturbating isn't sexual..they are exploring themselves

#8 - On 04/18/2012 at 2:53am by lowie89

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