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Today, I held up my best friend with a lighter shaped like a gun, and jokingly accused him of sleeping with my wife, only to have him admit that he really did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44614) - you deserved it (4944)

On 04/16/2012 at 4:12am - intimacy - by oface13 (man) - United States

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Should have been a real gun

#2 - On 04/16/2012 at 10:00am by beastmode707

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And then you set his ass on fire, right? Right?

Very little pisses me off more than infidelity.

#7 - On 04/16/2012 at 10:02am by DocBastard

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