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Today, I was eating a banana, and decided to practice my blowjob skills, since my boyfriend is always complaining that I'm bad at giving head. Let's just say my lungs now have their daily dose of potassium. FML
Go buy a dildo or watch porn. Middle schoolers use bananas.
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Friday 22 May 2015