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Today, during my first man-to-man conversation with my girlfriend's father, he decided to mention the details of lion mating patterns he'd once witnessed. After a lengthy description of the lion's barbed penis, he said, "It also made me feel better about myself that I could last longer than a lion." FML
Give him a lengthy description about the mating patterns between you and his daughter
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 12 February 2016