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Today, during my first man-to-man conversation with my girlfriend's father, he decided to mention the details of lion mating patterns he'd once witnessed. After a lengthy description of the lion's barbed penis, he said, "It also made me feel better about myself that I could last longer than a lion." FML

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On 04/05/2012 at 1:11am - intimacy - by Lionman (man) - United States (Michigan)

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It really can't get any more awkward.

#1 - On 04/05/2012 at 8:26am by mduffy08

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Give him a lengthy description about the mating patterns between you and his daughter

#8 - On 04/05/2012 at 8:31am by sillydumpling

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