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Today, my boyfriend was over. I asked my dad how long until dinner was ready, his reply was, "Five minutes, so no, you can't go upstairs for a quickie". FML

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On 04/04/2012 at 5:11pm - intimacy - by KatieB (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

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Plenty of time

#1 - On 04/05/2012 at 2:04am by MrKlutch

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Apparently your boyfriend's sister isn't the only one hearing those strange zombie noises coming from the bedroom...

#6 - On 04/05/2012 at 2:11am by Just_ol_Kole

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