Today, my boyfriend was over. I asked my dad how long until dinner was ready, his reply was, "Five minutes, so no, you can't go upstairs for a quickie". FML
by KatieB / 04/04/2012 at 5:11pm / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Intimacy
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Plenty of time
#1 - On 04/05/2012 at 2:04am by MrKlutch
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Apparently your boyfriend's sister isn't the only one hearing those strange zombie noises coming from the bedroom...
#6 - On 04/05/2012 at 2:11am by Just_ol_Kole
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