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Today, I woke up for the third time in a row from a wet dream about my ex-girlfriend. I'm currently on my honeymoon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32163) - you deserved it (11067)

On 04/04/2012 at 6:53am - intimacy - by gordogs 25 - New Zealand (Auckland)

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"Darling, I swear it was about you!"

#2 - On 04/04/2012 at 1:29pm by Sushimomo

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So your ex is hotter than your wife. So what? Enjoy your dreams, and then you can wake up and enjoy your wife. You win twice!

#12 - On 04/04/2012 at 1:33pm by DocBastard

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