Today, I woke up for the third time in a row from a wet dream about my ex-girlfriend. I'm currently on my honeymoon. FML

by gordogs 25 / 04/04/2012 at 6:53am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Intimacy

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  • "Darling, I swear it was about you!"

    #2 - On 04/04/2012 at 1:29pm by Sushimomo

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  • So your ex is hotter than your wife. So what? Enjoy your dreams, and then you can wake up and enjoy your wife. You win twice!

    #12 - On 04/04/2012 at 1:33pm by DocBastard

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