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Today, I found a used condom in my trash can. I have been happily married to my wife for 7 years, and we use other forms of birth control. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37676) - you deserved it (2428)

On 03/31/2012 at 12:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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Surprise!

#1 - On 03/31/2012 at 5:33am by Xx_Nikky_xX

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Don't be quick to assume things. You'll make things worse.

#4 - On 03/31/2012 at 5:38am by steve412

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