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Today, my mother told me it's okay to be a prostitute, as long as I make sure the clients pay a lot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19536) - you deserved it (2529)

On 03/26/2012 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Teenagegirl (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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Listen to your mom, she has a point.

#1 - On 03/26/2012 at 5:55am by goldfishgod

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No no, you've got it all wrong. See in her day, 'hooker' meant professional salmon fishing guide.

#10 - On 03/26/2012 at 6:07am by vintagemeow

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