Today, my girlfriend decided to pleasure me with a handjob. It was incredibly painful because she didn't understand that my foreskin isn't as flexible as she thought it to be. I didn't have the heart to tell her to stop until she asked, "Is it supposed to turn this color?" FML

by purple / 03/24/2012 at 1:30am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

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  • how can she knows she's doin it wrong if you don't tell her? gotta let her know that kinda stuff bud

    #1 - On 03/24/2012 at 7:28am by mrphychrs

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  • Take extreme pain instead of just saying "hey babe use some lube and be gentle"

    #3 - On 03/24/2012 at 7:30am by teague95

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