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Today, I found out why teenage boys have "Keep out" and "Please knock" signs on their bedroom doors. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7490) - you deserved it (32809)

On 03/19/2012 at 1:49am - intimacy - by ari - United States

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*fap fap fap fap fap*

#2 - On 03/19/2012 at 7:05am by jmu2011

See in context

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Did you not see the "hardcore porn" FML from earlier? :P

#6 - On 03/19/2012 at 7:09am by ghostlilac

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