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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML
Is it just me or did the word "diddlestick" make everyone's day?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 2 October 2015