Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

by Anonymous / 03/16/2012 at 4:23pm / Ireland / Intimacy

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  • Is it just me or did the word "diddlestick" make everyone's day?

    #1 - On 03/16/2012 at 8:57pm by justmethough

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  • Favourited for using the term 'diddlestick.'

    #6 - On 03/16/2012 at 9:00pm by Yousuck24

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