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Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to a snake. Not because of the size or shape, but because a snake is not something she imagines herself ever touching. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29598) - you deserved it (3285)

On 03/15/2012 at 7:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

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Well I guess instead of masturbating you can call it snake handling now.

#5 - On 03/15/2012 at 10:59am by enriquepp

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That sucks dude

#1 - On 03/15/2012 at 10:55am by daviddupree

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