Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to a snake. Not because of the size or shape, but because a snake is not something she imagines herself ever touching. FML
by Anonymous / 03/15/2012 at 7:50am / United States / Intimacy
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Well I guess instead of masturbating you can call it snake handling now.
#5 - On 03/15/2012 at 10:59am by enriquepp
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That sucks dude
#1 - On 03/15/2012 at 10:55am by daviddupree
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