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Today, I was masturbating, and out of the corner of my eye I saw a figure. It was my neighbor staring at me through the window with a total look of disgust. I moved in this weekend and hadn't yet introduced myself to her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13561) - you deserved it (28188)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

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Give her a look of disgust for being a voyeur!

#5 - On 03/14/2012 at 7:14pm by glittercookies

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Well that will be a good conversation starter.

#2 - On 03/14/2012 at 7:13pm by mnblkjpoi

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