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Today, I was shaving naked in my cold bathroom before showering. My wife walked up behind me, yelled "Shrinkage!" and flicked the head of my penis as hard as she could. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34478) - you deserved it (4456)

On 03/12/2012 at 12:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

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Next time she is in the shower. Sneak up on her and kick her in the vag and yell " cunt punt".

#3 - On 03/12/2012 at 7:05am by btstig

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Poke at her love handles or something and yell "Doubled in size!"

#2 - On 03/12/2012 at 7:04am by 808Boyo

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