Today, I was shaving naked in my cold bathroom before showering. My wife walked up behind me, yelled "Shrinkage!" and flicked the head of my penis as hard as she could. FML

by Anonymous / 03/12/2012 at 12:16am / United States / Intimacy

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  • Next time she is in the shower. Sneak up on her and kick her in the vag and yell " cunt punt".

    #3 - On 03/12/2012 at 7:05am by btstig

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  • Poke at her love handles or something and yell "Doubled in size!"

    #2 - On 03/12/2012 at 7:04am by 808Boyo

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