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Today, I discovered that the amount of alcohol I have to drink to build up enough courage to talk to women at a bar is the exact amount of alcohol that prevents me from getting a boner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27627) - you deserved it (7843)

On 03/10/2012 at 1:00am - intimacy - by socially awkward - United States (New York)

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Use that same amount of alcohol to get her drunk instead. Problem solved.

#3 - On 03/10/2012 at 6:00am by Betz

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Get off the Internet, Raaj.

#7 - On 03/10/2012 at 6:10am by Psycho_Babydoll

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