Today, I discovered that the amount of alcohol I have to drink to build up enough courage to talk to women at a bar is the exact amount of alcohol that prevents me from getting a boner. FML
by socially awkward / 03/10/2012 at 1:00am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
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Use that same amount of alcohol to get her drunk instead. Problem solved.
#3 - On 03/10/2012 at 6:00am by Betz
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Get off the Internet, Raaj.
#7 - On 03/10/2012 at 6:10am by Psycho_Babydoll
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