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Yesterday, I was at my grlfriend's ouse 4 te frst time. I crackd a joke tat offendd er, so se gave me te silent treatment. I ad to pee, an since se wouldn't tell me were te batroom was, I went to look 4 it. I walkd in on er parents making love. FML


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On 03/09/2012 at 1:59am - intimacy - by banned - United States (California)

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Great way to meet the parents...

#1 - On 03/09/2012 at 6:35am by twofirstnames

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Why would they do that while anyone but family was over?

#3 - On 03/09/2012 at 6:36am by SW500

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