Today, I told my fiancé I wanted to hear something romantic. He said, "My dick loves your mouth." I guess that's as good as it's going to get. FML
by Sharibabi65 / 03/07/2012 at 1:16am / United States / Intimacy
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Who tells someone they want to hear something romantic and expects something amazing on the spot
#1 - On 03/07/2012 at 5:48am by TaylorTheBoss
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I would have said, "My fist loves your face," and punched him.
#3 - On 03/07/2012 at 5:52am by kimmy91
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