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Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25920) - you deserved it (3706)

On 03/04/2012 at 2:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Wake him up and start again. (:

#1 - On 03/04/2012 at 10:40am by JenDanielle917

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You got him so worked up that he ended up exhausted. You should be proud!

Lololol

#3 - On 03/04/2012 at 10:42am by thrAsHeRr9081

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