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Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3782) - you deserved it (7804)

On 02/29/2012 at 5:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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