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Today, I cut myself while shaving my globes. My girlfriend now refuses to stop teasing me about being "fisted by Edward Scissorhands." FML

#19167589 (148)

I agree, your life sucks (13610) - you deserved it (5001)

On 02/26/2012 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by still learning - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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