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Today, I had to tell my 7 year old son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33189) - you deserved it (5103)

On 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Gothicbunnyx3 - United States

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7 years old? damn! he's gonna have a beard at 13

#2 - On 02/21/2012 at 2:25am by Pentium_4

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Kids...they start so young these days

#6 - On 02/21/2012 at 2:26am by bethyc4

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