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Today, I overheard my fourteen year old daughter talking on the phone. Apparently, as of last night, she and her best friend have their "official licenses in muff diving". FML

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On 02/20/2012 at 4:19pm - intimacy - by Gavin - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

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uhmmm. whats muff diving?

#1 - On 02/20/2012 at 7:49pm by marti1497

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Muff diving is the act of performing oral sex on a girl

#13 - On 02/20/2012 at 7:51pm by xxblmpknxx

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