Today, I overheard my fourteen year old daughter talking on the phone. Apparently, as of last night, she and her best friend have their "official licenses in muff diving". FML
by Gavin / 02/20/2012 at 4:19pm / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Intimacy
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Muff diving is the act of performing oral sex on a girl
#13 - On 02/20/2012 at 7:51pm by xxblmpknxx
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I didn't know they gave out licences for that! Shit, I'm positive mine's expired by now!
*runs out to get licence renewed*
#33 - On 02/20/2012 at 8:00pm by DocBastard
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