Today, I overheard my fourteen year old daughter talking on the phone. Apparently, as of last night, she and her best friend have their "official licenses in muff diving". FML

by Gavin / 02/20/2012 at 4:19pm / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Intimacy

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  • Muff diving is the act of performing oral sex on a girl

    #13 - On 02/20/2012 at 7:51pm by xxblmpknxx

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  • I didn't know they gave out licences for that! Shit, I'm positive mine's expired by now!

    *runs out to get licence renewed*

    #33 - On 02/20/2012 at 8:00pm by DocBastard

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