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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21096) - you deserved it (3668)

On 02/16/2012 at 7:03pm - intimacy - by dummy - United States

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Did u blow him?

#1 - On 02/17/2012 at 2:49am by aliadnan708

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Tell him you will if he can give you an orgasm.

#5 - On 02/17/2012 at 2:54am by ninjuh_wingman

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